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Hot Stuff

When I feel hot, I wear my jacket inside-out.

I make a lot of noise when doing so.

I then become larger but . . . guess what? I weigh less.

What am I?

Drunken Servents

The King of a small country invites 1000 senators to his annual party. As gifts, each senator brings the King a bottle of wine, for a grand total of 1000 bottles of wine. Each bottle is signed by the senator who gave it.

At the end of the party, the Queen tells the King that one [...]

Bad Dinner

A man eats dinner, goes up to his bedroom, turns off the lights, and goes to sleep. In the morning, he wakes up and looks outside. Horrified at what he sees, he hurls himself out his window to his death.

Why does he do this?

Green Thumb

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

Cheese Squeeze

Which cheese is made backwards?

Jelly Beans

A child has to place 28,121 jelly beans into containers for a class project with each container totaling the same number of jelly beans and using as few containers as possible. They will not fit into one container! How many containers are used?

Pop Quiz

Carole likes soda very much. At the local convenience store, for five empty soda bottles she receives a full bottle. As part of the Girl Scouts recycling project, she manages to collect 77 empty bottles. How many bottles of soda will she be able to drink in total?

RiddleDude and his two buddies went into a Coldstone Cremery for a little desert one afternoon. The two friends were an accountant and a gourmet chef. They decided to create one monstrosity of an ice cream sundae and share it. After they were all said and done, this is what they had:

Three scoops of vanilla [...]

Joey likes Chocolate

At a picnic recently I noticed that Joey liked chocolate but didn’t like jelly.

Chucky liked biscuits but didn’t like custard.

Bobby liked apples but didn’t like biscuits.

Did Davey like doughnuts?

Goody Bags

A mother is arranging a party and has 187 treats to distribute equally between the children–so they each get the same amount. There are more children than there are sweets per child. How many sweets did each child receive?