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Locked Up

They keep me locked up, but I guess I’m thankful, in short. I hand out the beatings, while my neighbors import and export.
We make a good team, especially me as the muscle, But with two dozen guards, I’m glad we never tussle.
But really, I got a lot of my own connections. Imports and exports, with [...]

Chem Lab

I am a chemical symbol for an element.
This element was discovered in 1824.
I am a Spanish word without the accent.
Reverse me so I become a form of a common verb.

What symbol am I?

Name that Word

What comes next in this sequence:

fish, archer, scorpion, bull, virgin, ==?==

On the Rocks

A glass of water with a single ice cube sits on a table. When the ice has completely melted, will the level of the water have increased, decreased or remain unchanged? Tell the RiddleDude why.

 

Fat Astronaut

If my weight on the earth is 180 Lbs, how much will it be on the moon?

 

Spunky Monkey

A weightless and perfectly flexible rope is hung over a weightless, frictionless pulley attached to the roof of a building. At one end is a weight which exactly counterbalances a monkey at the other end. If the monkey begins to climb, what will happen to the weight – will it remain stationary, will it rise [...]

What a Spectacle

There was this very old man who could not read any small writing without his glasses.
Yesterday he bought a new shirt and it was packed as usual. He took off the pins attaching the shirt to the cardboard and then noticed a small paper attached to the shirt with very small letters (which he could never [...]

Mr. Dart!

Barry, a master dartsman, was bragging to his bar mates that he was such a good shot that he could hit the dart board at any location at will. “I’ll wagger one hundred dollars that no matter what position you name on the board, I will be able to hit it.
Terry, who was tired of [...]

Grumpy Old Men

Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains like everybody else. On one particular morning he was justified, though. The train left on time for the one hour journey and it arrived 5 minutes late. However, Mr. Grumper’s watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 [...]

Tribbles

Evil Tribbles may look cute, but they can really make a loud noise when they ROAR!!!

A 1-foot tall Green Evil Tribble can register 10 GSU (Galactic Sound Units) on a sound-measuring device that is 5 feet away. Yellow Evil Tribbles are twice as loud, and Red Tribbles… THREE times as loud as their yellow counterparts!

So [...]