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Murder

Murder
A man got a call that his wife was murdered, He drove to the crime scene and was arrested for his wife’s murder.

Why?

Thank you Lexie for your submission!

How To Rule the World

How To Rule the World
They rule the world.
They’re all around it.
Search land, sea and air,
you won’t have found it.
Reaching day to night and back again.
Getting smaller at the ends.
Up and down could be called twins.
In a circle each one bends.

What am I?

Thank you Nom for your submission!

Pink House

Pink House
In a one story pink house, everything is pink! The table is pink, the dog is pink, the doors are pink, the food is pink, everything is pink.

What color is the staircase?

Thank you Jason for your submission!

Barber Shop

Barber Shop
You go to get a haircut, there are two barbers, one has a very good haircut and the other has the worst haircut ever!

Which one do you pick?

Thank you Bill for your submission!

Solve Me!!

Solve Me!!
You have 4 quarters. You went to the store and bought 2 apples for 35 cents each.

How much change do you get back?

Thank you JT for your submission!

Traveler

Traveler
What travels around the world, yet stays in the corner?

Thank you Andrew for your submission!

The Piercing Dagger

The Piercing Dagger
A dagger-thrust at my own heart dictates the way I’m swayed, left I stand right I yield to the twisting of the blade.

What am I?

Thank you Andrew for you submission!

In the Light

In the Light
Although I have lights and a runway, it is said that a plane May Never Land here.

What am I?

Thank you Andrew for your submission!

What is This About Width

What is This About WidthI’m longer than I am wide but I can be wider than I am long.

What am I?

Thank you Jessie for your submission!

A Valuable Question

A Valuable QuestionWhat has a head and a tail but no body?

Thank you Weezee for your submission!