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A Farmer Has 5 Chickens, Two Horses, and a Wife

A Farmer Has 5 Chickens, Two Horses, and a Wife

If a farmer has 5 chickens, two horses, and a wife.

How many feet are on his farm?

Up and Down

Up and Down

What grows up and down at the same time?

The Domain Of Beasts

As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

I Like Frogs

What happens when a frog illegally parks?

5 Important Chicken Questions

1. Why did the chicken cross the carnival? 2. Why did the chicken cross the ocean? 3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? 4. Why did the chicken propose to his girlfriend? 5. Why did the chicken go to the customer service desk at the museum?

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Where Has It Gone?

A sudden subtraction, gone out of your life A missing component, causing grief and strife You will always miss them be friend, pet, family, or wife Just one day disappeared called away by the dark angles fife A sudden subtraction gone out of your life

Happy Easter!

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Black Cat Eyes

A black cat stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the cat but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have […]

Cow Problem Month

In what month of the year do cows produce the least amount of milk overall?

Thanks Taylor for your submission!

A Mighty Big One

I’m as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?