You have 5 kids and you are the mother and you have to try to get them all into your car at once. Tommy and Timmy are twins but they hate each other so they cant’ sit together and Sarah and Sally hate each other too so they cant sit together and Max is grabby […]
A woman who wants to buy a used car browses the cars checking for mileage, price, and appearance. Coming upon a gorgeous Lamborghini she checks the price tag, finding it’s $35,000. She buys the car without using a dime.
How did she do this?
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Travel a mile and I will change. Travel a million and I will end as I started.
What am I?
A thousand wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am, call me a lot.
What am I?
If a wheel has 32 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?
A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Corvette for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime.
How did he manage this?
Two years ago, a man offered to sell his classic Volkswagen Beetle to a car dealership for $7000, but they declined to buy it. A year later the seller offered the same car for $6000, but again the car dealer decided not to purchase it. A few months later the man offered the Beetle […]
Most city buses are ugly, noisy, smelly, big, and slow. And in my city, they don’t even have the decency to pull over to discharge or admit passengers — they stop in the middle of the street.
But I discovered something interesting lately. About half the time when I drive to work in the […]
John was given a new Schwinn bike. He drove x miles at 55mph. Then he drove x+20 miles at 40mps. He drove his bike for 100 minutes.
How much distance did he cover?
Everyone has heard of companies that go out of business because they were trying to make buggy whips, which is a euphemism for ‘the technology surpassed them.’
Those that, in fact did make buggy whips, of course, went out of business. Not all, but 99.9% percent of them went out of business when cars […]