September 2017
S M T W T F S
« Aug    
 12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930

What am I?

What am I?

I may poison, kill and stab for hire, but my weapon of choice is piano wire.

Who am I?

Thank you Michael for your submission!

Stars

Stars

Soft as a pillow, but I ring in hard Harder I get as we push the card. Concentrate or stars will run laps. And the you’ll need a pillow for a very long nap.

What am I?

Thank you Awadalla for your submission!

Got Mouth?

Got Mouth?

I have teeth, but no mouth. I help to tell when the sun is out. You cannot see me thru the glass, but trust I am busy making present from the past.

What am I?

Thank you Awadalla for your submission!

Murder

Murder

A man got a call that his wife was murdered, He drove to the crime scene and was arrested for his wife’s murder.

Why?

Thank you Lexie for your submission!

How To Rule the World

How To Rule the World

They rule the world. They’re all around it. Search land, sea and air, you won’t have found it. Reaching day to night and back again. Getting smaller at the ends. Up and down could be called twins. In a circle each one bends.

What am I?

Thank you Nom for your submission!

[…]

Pink House

Pink House

In a one story pink house, everything is pink! The table is pink, the dog is pink, the doors are pink, the food is pink, everything is pink.

What color is the staircase?

Thank you Jason for your submission!

Barber Shop

Barber Shop

You go to get a haircut, there are two barbers, one has a very good haircut and the other has the worst haircut ever!

Which one do you pick?

Thank you Bill for your submission!

Solve Me!!

Solve Me!!

You have 4 quarters. You went to the store and bought 2 apples for 35 cents each.

How much change do you get back?

Thank you JT for your submission!

Traveler

Traveler

What travels around the world, yet stays in the corner?

Thank you Andrew for your submission!

The Piercing Dagger

The Piercing Dagger

A dagger-thrust at my own heart dictates the way I’m swayed, left I stand right I yield to the twisting of the blade.

What am I?

Thank you Andrew for you submission!